I can’t do this all on my own. I’m no Superman.
I know, I know. Its Valentines Day. I swear, you know… The only person who ever celebrated this day right was Al Capone.
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| — | Ted Danson as ‘Dr. John Becker’ (via maintain) |
REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET
Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die
And a man who has cookies while getting head is a god.
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| — |
Wise words from Dan. (via tearyournightgown)
I love coming up with Wise Words From Me :D |
I’m getting all nervous for Saturday. I pretty much have no ‘girly’ instinct in me, and I have to wear a dress..hm. Then there’s the most likely terrible music, and friction dancing. And socializing.
Dan’s lucky he’s cute. Plus, there’s no way I’d turn down spending a few hours with him. Especially wearing a suit. 8D
Hey hey, I’m looking forward to the friction dancing ;)
Aside from seeing u that’s the second best part of the night
#teamigrindhard;)
Fuck Facebook
Congratulations Facebook, you finally managed to kill my confidence with your newest feature on Facebook Messenger for iOS: letting me know my IM has been seen.
I liked believing that my IM just wasn’t received, not that my so called friends saw and conveniently ignored it. :/
I think I’m gonna go sit bummed in the corner now.
FUCKYOUFACEBOOK
